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Spending it listening to surf music while sending pat pictures of my BUTT.
My boyfriend had to pick up plan B for me at cvs, when he got there he accidently locked the keys in the car.
He went inside to the pharmacist and asked for plan B, paid for it, and then continued with,
“oh I forgot, do you guys sell metal coat hangers?”
Pharmasist not ammused.
My tattoo artist rules (meg@spilt milk)
The woman I was having it with, called and asked to do it over the phone instead of in person due to weather.
I wasn’t nervous at first but then the phone kept losing service and I was panicking running laps around the house trying to hear her.

I hope I get this job ;A; I might keep a couple hours at dunkins so I can still get my free coffee, but other than that my job now bites.
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